The people of Earth love me–I’m very popular.
(Source: mustiest, via meanplastic)
I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
this video is what dnd feels like
ROLL INITIATIVE
This is absolutely the dnd sessions I have
(via thursday)
Me at 2
Me at 22
Hey op do you take criticism
I take VISA and Mastercard
LMAOOOOOO WHAAAATTT
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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender
(via normanikrdeiofficial)
me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!
me 2 minutes later:
Why is this so funny
(via normanikrdeiofficial)
(via meanplastic)
my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend
(via joshpeck)